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(no subject) [Mar. 8th, 2007|12:15 am]
[Stede |East Seaxe]
[Mōd |tiredtired]

Well... It's half past nothing and I have school tomorrow. Time to go to bed I think.
Apart from losing my voice a bit and sounding like Duane Bensey or Howell Granger I'm not too bad. Sorry this is brief but I'm tired and I must go to bed.

Although, I would like to take the time to say that "James Sirrel's mum is so fat. She tried to weigh herself but the scales just said, 'to be continued...'. Seriously, James was taking her out for a walk, because with her weight she needs assitance. Anyway, it was hard to say whether she was walking or rolling. She put on some high heels and walked/rolled down the hill. When she reached the bottom the shoes had turned into flip-flops. She saw a doughnut in the middle of the road and stopped to admire it. She bent over to pick it up (where we entered daylight savings time) and I had to swerve to get out of the way but I had to swerve so much I ran out of petrol. I told her she needed to lose some weight... and she said she'd tried all the diets in the world. I didn't believe her but she insisted, she said she once tried a "seafood" diet. Anything she saw, she ate. I explained that that was a "seefood" diet. Anyway, she trotted off however she got stuck between two lamp-posts on the motorway where she started to fester. Noone could be bothered to shift her so they turned the area into a residential zone. She got her own postcode of course. As far as I know she's still there... a few tramps tried sleeping under her but they all died of suffocation, tuberculosis or both.

Try that one out for size James!
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ALIAS [Feb. 18th, 2007|01:22 am]
[Stede |East Saxe]
[Mōd |Pffft.]
[Swēg |Satyros, Faun]


1) What's your real name?
Philip Murray Stephen Ekers. (not for long)

2) And what IS your name?
Steven Johannes Hendrikus (Ganesh) Van Veen.
I bought the name Ganesh off my friend Thanu for a quid as he said he disliked it.

3) What's your shortened name?

4) An anagram of your real name.
Spike H. Peril

5) Your nickname?
Freadal, Freydall, Vrijdal


6) What's your VERY British name?
Terrance Gladstone

7) What's your English fake name?
Taylor D. Shaw from Lye Green

8) What's your myserious English fake name?
Mr. J.Hall

9) What's your American fake name?
Robert M. Morgan/Rob "Jugular" Morgan from Folsom in California

10) What's your Chinese fake name?
Kang Wei from Jinan, Shandong

11) What's your Danish fake name?
Cornelis S. Møller from Agerskov

12) What's your Finnish fake name?
Hanno Tuikka from Suontee

13) What's your French fake name?
Guy Boulé from La Seyne-Sur-Mer

14) What's your German fake name?
Sven Peters from Chemnitz

15) What's your Hungarina fake name?
Szervác Márkus from Agip

16) What's your Italian fake name?
Manuele Capon from Saint Marcel

17) What's your Japanese fake name?
Sakuma Nishimura from Higashi-Yamato, Tokyo

18) What's your Spanish fake name?
René Velázquez Alonso from Guadalmez

19) What's your Swedish fake name?
Klas Ström from Malmo


20) What's your steampunk name?
Byron Kingsland

21) What's your hippie name?
Oak Love

22) What's your pirate name?
Capt'n Jack Daniels the Stumbling Drunk

23) What's your anime/manga name?
Setsuna "Alas, No Hairspray" Chen

24) Shorten your name to one letter. Doesn't matter which one.

25) What's your opposite gender name?
Elisabeth L.V.MacMurrough



Congratulations you retard! Now we know every fake name you have used and will use for the next few years and we can find out where you've been and what you've done.
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(no subject) [Feb. 18th, 2007|01:04 am]
[Stede |East Saxe, Englaland]
[Mōd |energeticenergetic]
[Swēg |Fury of the Storm, Dragonforce]

Part 1: Strange questions

1. Which way do you push the shower curtain when you get out?

2. What's your favorite scent?
WD40 on my sword, smoke and fire at anglo-saxon reenactments. Trees during a storm. Trees. Flowers!... and no that doesn't mean I'm gay. Flowers smell nice, they were kinda built that way*

3. What side of the plate does the fork go on?
What does it matter? As long as food go down throat and me no choke, what problem?

4. What color is the ceiling above you?

5. Without looking, what key is left of the Q key on your keyboard?

6. You cheated on number 5 didn't you?

7. Are your earlobes separate or attached to your head?

8. Look around the room, do you see a shadow?
No. I see quite a few.

9. What's the temperature right now?
Don't know, don't care but if you must know I'd say... room temperature.

10. How many times did you yawn today?
0. Nil. Nul. Zero. Kuchnie... etc.

*There is that plant that smells of rotting corpses... rather interesting I thought.

Part 2: This or That

11. This or that?

12. Here or there?

13. Then or now?

14. Paper or plastic?

15. Thirteen or thirty-one?

16. Him or her?

17. Religion or science?

18. Sleep during the day, or during the night?

19. Hope or faith?

20. Up or down?

Part 3: Fill In The X's

[x] - I know who I am.
[x] - I believe that "where there's a will, there's a way."
[ ] - I love french fries.
[x] - I've been hurt emotionally more than five times.
[x] - Sometimes I do things people don't approve of.
[x] - I've been scared.
[x] - Somedays, I just don't care
[x] - My friends are more important to me than a lot of things.
[x] - Life is beautiful but hard.
[x] - I drink my daily 64 ounces of water.

Part 4: Last Questions

21. Fork in the road, which way do you choose?
At a fork in the road, the fool will see two choices whilst the wise-man will see many.

22. I love love love you.
Good for for for you.

23. Who/what do you love?
The Dutch people, steel, nature, animals, folk musicians, my friends and relatives.

24. You break your arm, what color of cast do you get?
I do not get a cast at all. I cover it in healing herbs and salts.

25. Smile. Do you feel any better than you did before?
No... give me something to smile about and you might be onto something there.

26. Where's the funnest place to be?
There's no such word as funnest.

27. Would you rather sleep on a small couch or on the floor?
On the floor.

28. Moo Moo Moo Moo.
I see.

29. What's on TV right now?
Couldn't give a flying fuck.

30. How's the family?
Not too bad.
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T R I X ! ^_^ [Feb. 10th, 2007|01:45 pm]
[Stede |East Saxe]
[Mōd |cold and bored]
[Swēg |Punagra by Faun (album-Licht)]

Well, since I hadn't said anything for 81 days, I thought now would be a good time to post something. I'm really starting to get in to the whole Tricking scene. Only problem is, I can't do much tricking since I smashed up my leg a fucking cracker trying to do a front-hand spring. It's also very wet outside and tricking indoors leads to pain. I can still do a few tricks with my mangled leg but every now and then I hear it click and it hurts fantastically. Well, I'll keep at it.

P.S I still can't do an aerial without landing on my spine.
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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2006|10:43 pm]
[Stede |East Saxe, Englaland]
[Mōd |*shrugs*]

New userpic to go with the new 'south park userpic' fashion.


Shirt's supposed to say Finntroll but their logo is hard to read at about 50 pixels.
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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2006|01:35 pm]
[Stede |East Saxe, Englaland]
[Mōd |late thanks to you!]

1. Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?

Accident Claims Experts:
Anderson Farrant Associates - 7 Seymour Rd,Westcliff-o-S,Westcliff-On-Sea,

[what do you expect from the BT Phone Book?]

2. If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?

A snickers-duo... of which I'm about to eat.

3. What's the last program you watched on tv?

'You Rang M'lord'

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

1:26pm (actual time 1:25pm)

5. Except the computer, what can you hear right now?

Some magpie in the garden screaming and a car that drove past.

6. When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?

A few minutes ago... I walked from school to here.

7. What are you wearing?

School shirt and school trousers.

8. Did you dream last night? If you did, what about?

Didn't dream.

9. When was the last time you laughed?

While watching You Rang M'Lord.

10. What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?

Some maps, some medals and bike-riding number-plates. (170, 906, 538, 1065, 410, 439, 157, 472)

11. Have you seen anything strange lately?

The three-legged cat called Reebok... he was quite nice though... had an itch but not enough legs to scratch it with.

12. What do you think about this meme?


13. What's the last film you saw?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

14. If you became a multimillionaire, what would you do with the money?

Buy a huge gold statue of myself, buy an island and eat/burn or throw away the rest. Might have to have a fantastic sword forged for me though.

15. Tell us something about yourself that most people don't know.


16. If you could change ONE THING in this world, without regarding politics or bad guilt - what would it be?

I'd get rid of all monotheists.

19. What do you want your children's names to be, girl/boy?


17. Do you like dancing?

Why not.

18. George Bush?


20. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Considered, schmidered... I'm definitely moving!

21. What do you want God to tell you, when you come to heaven?

1) I don't believe in God...
2) If I did, do you think I'd go to heaven?

22. Who should do this meme?

The pope... the dead one.
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Gladiator [Nov. 12th, 2006|08:06 pm]
[Stede |East Saxe, Englaland]
[Mōd |Sneezy]
[Swēg |Gladiator music]

Those of you who like crude internet games this will suit you down to the ground but those of you with real lives to live then don't worry about it.


Nice sound effects.
Anywho... got stuff to do.
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Ooh uh uh uh uuuuh [Nov. 2nd, 2006|05:43 pm]
[Stede |East Saxe, Englaland]
[Mōd |clement]
[Swēg |"Down with the Sickness" Lounge Against the Machine]

Best game I've seen so far...
Best trailer for the game I've seen so far...
Best music for a trailer ever...

Absolutely fantastic!
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(no subject) [Oct. 27th, 2006|07:04 pm]
[Stede |East Saxe, Englaland]
[Mōd |Can't say.]
[Swēg |'No Mercy In My Heart' - Graveland]

My ankle's getting worse... the lump feels like bone.
My ankle-support helps but not much; I don't think I should
be walking on it as much as I am. Every few minutes I hear a loud
crack noise and I can't put any weight on it...

My sword arrived yesterday, very nice but after using it in the garden,
I felt my ankle wasn't feeling all that up to it. As soon as it's fully
healed, I'll be able to attack the trees in the garden like before.
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(no subject) [Oct. 25th, 2006|12:16 am]
[Stede |East Saxe, Englaland]
[Mōd |impatient]
[Swēg |Arv, Fejd]

1. What is your full name? Steven Johannes Hendrikus Van Veen.
2. When is your birthday? 27th August
3. What is your sex? Male
4. Do you have siblings? I have two brothers.
5. Who do you live with? My parents.
6. Are you single? Nein!
7. Do you have pets? Nein!
8. What is your hometown? Leigh-on-Sea.
9. Where do you live now? Leigh-on-Sea.

Part 2 - What is your favourite...

10. Colour? Scandinavian Forest Green and... "Black, black, black! BLACK! Like the endless blackness of space... that leads to the chasm of clams!"
12. Month? August.
13. Season? Winter.
14. Animal? Wild Cat.
15. Flower? Don't care... those huge ones that smell like rotting corpses are quite cool.
16. TV Show? Don't care much for TV.
17. Movie? Braindead.
18. Commercial on TV? Commercials are for peasants!
19. Song? 'Kur Tu Jasi Balelini' by Skyforger.
20. Food? Chicken Soup.
21. Disney Character? Herman the bug.
22. Cartoon Character? .
23. Non-alcoholic drink? Chocolate milkshake or just honest water.
24. Alcoholic drink? 'Old Rosy', the cider that warms the heart.
25. Kind of dessert? Pie and custard.
26. Restaurant? The Raj Pavillion.
27. Store? Jelling Dragon, Sweden.

Part 3 - If you could...

28. Go anywhere in the world where would you go? To live? Grindavik, Iceland. To Visit? Rotterdam, the Netherlands.
29. Talk to anybody dead or alive who would you choose? Olaf, the Lawbreaker... I'd kick his teeth in!
30. Do anything you wanted to what would you do? Live on top of a mountain and stop anyone from climbing it. It's my mountain! Leave me alone!
31. Change one thing about the world what would you change? Everyone to have freedom. The law stinks.
32. Have one superpower, what would it be? To be able to summons storms, move clouds and call forth lightning upon anyone who pisses me off.
33. Change one thing about your past what would you change? I wouldn't have been baptised.

Part 4 - What is your least favourite...

34. Colour? Baby blue.
35. Day? Monday.
36. Month? April.
37. Season? Summer, insects and heat.
38. Animal? Human.
39. Flower? I don't care. What's wrong with flowers anyway? They're all great.
40. TV Show? I hate almost every one.
41. Movie? Same... I hate almost every one... it's difficult for a film to entertain me.
42. Commercial on TV? I hate them all!
43. Song? A rap one? or a hip-hop or any of that fucking crap!
44. Food? Grapefruit.
45. Disney Character? I hate a lot of Disney.
46. Cartoon Character? I hate a lot of cartoons.
47. Non-alcoholic drink? Coke or pepsi! I hate you both!
48. Alcoholic drink? My cocktail known as the 'Blasphemy'... it's horrid.
49. Dessert? Cheese... it's nice on it's own but it's not a fucking dessert... get it right you French twunts!
50. Restaurant? McDonalds call themselves a restaurant? It's almost funny.
51. Store? I hate most stores.

Part 5 - If you're into guys fill this part in

52. What do you look for in a guy? ...
53. Long or short hair? ...
54. Book smart or jock smart? ...
55. Tall or short? ...
56. Big or little muscles? ...
57. Sweet/sensitive or Sweet/tough? ...

Part 6 - If you're into girls fill this part in

58. Tall or short? Don't care.
59. Beauty or brains? Brains.
60. What do you look for in a girl? Some decent fucking taste... don't give me that Michael Jackson nonsense. I don't care if he isn't a paedophile he's still a fucking freak.
61. Long or short hair? Long.
62. Curly or straight? Straight.
63. Sweet or butch? Sweet.

Part 7 - The first thing that comes to your mind when you hear...

64. Farm – Freedom.
65. Zoo – Cats.
66. Red – Blood.
67. Bug – Bar.
68. Punk – Mohawk.
69. Ralph – King Ralph.
70. Glue – Uhu.
71. Mouse – Wings.
72. Fire – Chaos.
73. Life – Grey.
74. Phone – Gay!

Part 8 - In the next 10 years do you see yourself...

75. With a job? Yeah... probably.
76. Married? Maybe...
77. With kids? Maybe...
78. In a different town from the one you're in now? Yes. Hopefully a different country.
79. With a pet? Yeah... my familiar.
80. With a lot, or a little money? Enough.
81. In your own house? Hope so, probably not.
82. Happy? Maybe.
83. Still friends with the friends you have now? Maybe.

Part 9 - What is your favourite memory of...

84. Elementary school? Fucking freedom!
85. Highschool? Destroying the wall in the library with fists of anger! I can't believe they plastered up my work...
86. College? When, I forgot to tell Hasan about the... wait a minute... I haven't done that yet.
87. University? I'll get back to you on that one.
88. Prom? That's gay!
89. New Years? Doesn't hold much significance to me. As long as I swear on the boar.
90. St. Patricks day? Irish twat.
91. Christmas? I can only remember the last Christmas I have. As soon as there's the next one I forget the last.
92. Hallowe'en? Never paid any attention to it.
93. Summer? *shudders* I hate the summer.

Part 10 - Would you rather be...

94. Hot or cold? Cold. A good chill does you good.
95. Tired or wired? Wired.
96. Hungry or full? Hungry.
97. Tall or small? Tall.
98. A lion or a tiger? Lion.
99. Canadian or American? Dutch. Americans are scum... and the Canadians like wise but at least they have mooses.
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