||[Nov. 15th, 2006|01:35 pm]
1. Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?
Accident Claims Experts:
Anderson Farrant Associates - 7 Seymour Rd,Westcliff-o-S,Westcliff-On-Sea,
[what do you expect from the BT Phone Book?]
2. If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?
A snickers-duo... of which I'm about to eat.
3. What's the last program you watched on tv?
'You Rang M'lord'
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
1:26pm (actual time 1:25pm)
5. Except the computer, what can you hear right now?
Some magpie in the garden screaming and a car that drove past.
6. When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?
A few minutes ago... I walked from school to here.
7. What are you wearing?
School shirt and school trousers.
8. Did you dream last night? If you did, what about?
9. When was the last time you laughed?
While watching You Rang M'Lord.
10. What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?
Some maps, some medals and bike-riding number-plates. (170, 906, 538, 1065, 410, 439, 157, 472)
11. Have you seen anything strange lately?
The three-legged cat called Reebok... he was quite nice though... had an itch but not enough legs to scratch it with.
12. What do you think about this meme?
13. What's the last film you saw?
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
14. If you became a multimillionaire, what would you do with the money?
Buy a huge gold statue of myself, buy an island and eat/burn or throw away the rest. Might have to have a fantastic sword forged for me though.
15. Tell us something about yourself that most people don't know.
16. If you could change ONE THING in this world, without regarding politics or bad guilt - what would it be?
I'd get rid of all monotheists.
19. What do you want your children's names to be, girl/boy?
17. Do you like dancing?
18. George Bush?
20. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Considered, schmidered... I'm definitely moving!
21. What do you want God to tell you, when you come to heaven?
1) I don't believe in God...
2) If I did, do you think I'd go to heaven?
22. Who should do this meme?
The pope... the dead one.